100 things learned from dayz
FROM THE DAYZ MOD FORUMS...
execpro22
1.There are these people in the game known as "sliders". They are dimensional beings that can hop from one dimension to the next when being shot at or if zombies are killing them.
2. Bushes Baked beans company's plane was shot down over russia, right along side coke and pepsi's. (Mountain dew plane apparently later)
3. Zombies have magical powers that allow them teleport through doors and reach through walls to kill you.
4. The chernarus region of russia is actually a secret cloning facility where identical looking military guys in caps are cloned and set free with just a bandaid on the coast to run wild.
5. You can Inject yourself with morphine and eat pain killers, but injecting a bag of blood into your veins is IMPOSSIBLE.
6. apparently in chernarus there were only about 20 or so working cars before the apocalypse hit and even those werent completely working.
7. You used to be able to drink from the ocean til you realised that saltwater actually probably isnt that healthy for you.
8. A shot to the face is known as a "chernarus greeting". Also sometimes called a "welcome to dayz noobz" greeting.
evoxtom
9. Russian Doorways look to trap people inside of them.
10. Survivors can only visit the beaches and they must bring a flashlight
11. Russians can't fly aircraft for the life of them
ironpython
12. the enfield is the gun of life (err... undeath?) :D
13. dont throw out your empty cans anymore... they make good zombie bait
14. an outhouse is a good place to store clothing, and medical supplies (bandage? or bum chum?)
15. there are more rednecks with multiple guns stored in barns in russia than the US of A
16. the moon doesnt like russia
Cormac McCarthy
17. in a zombie apocalypse its the people you have to worry about.
*Regulator* Fosty99
18. Chernerus isn't a place in Russia.
NightRipper
19. Russian hatchets must be reloaded before use.
20. Switching guns can't be done while moving.
21. Liquid can only be consumed when inside a container.
Oliva
22. if you aggro a zombie and has only a lee enfield and a heavy wooden chair, you're sure fucked up.
Dead Ben
24. There is someone shooting in Cherno.
25. There is a strong energetic force underwater which strips you of all items except those on your tool belt and your pistol.
26. All survivors were members of various Olympic Biathalon teams from around the world.
Boneboys
27. Don't throw empty whiskey bottles in closed environments...
Morietti
28. There's never any friendly's in Cherno.
29. Supermarkets contain weapons but not food.
Maca
30. Dont have a "frag" in your inventory with "smoke"
Egoleech
31. In chernarus everybody is friendly...untill they spot you.
Morietti
32. There's never any "accidental" shots in Cherno
LVG
33. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.
34. Never try to flip an overturned ATV with a tractor...Ever
execpro22
35. The proper way to talk to someone in dayz is to first yell "friendly?" Then wiggle your body left and right and then finally holster your gun and salute a total stranger.
Tarel
36. You cant see any grass further away then 200 meters
37. This one made no sense so i omitted it
LVG
38. Ejecting out of cars while they're moving is never a good idea
Handsome Sorbo
39. In Soviet Russia, door opens you.
GeoffDeth
40.you can climb a ladder with a broken leg but can't stand on one leg.
nightpaws
41. If you lay in the doorway you can close the door on yourself and break your bones.
Morietti
42. If you hear someone "honk".. Leg it!
Naykon
43. Shouting "Allahu Akbar!" over voip at strangers will produce a lot of gunfire.
chucklemonkey
44. Jaime from the Mythbusters was visiting Chernarus and became a zombie
Atamawood
44. It doesn't rain on top of Russian castles.
45. Zombies don't like bridges
46. ATVs also don't like bridges therefore, they are not all terrain vehicles.
Boneboys
46.Don't help anyone who has a gun.
Maca
48. Make sure you change back to weapon after throwing flares
Fallout10mm
49: Assume someone will spawn behind you at any given moment when in good loot zone.
50: Every vehicle is a pinto, and will explode as soon as the check engine light is on.
51: Everyone hated their washing machine.
1.There are these people in the game known as "sliders". They are dimensional beings that can hop from one dimension to the next when being shot at or if zombies are killing them.
2. Bushes Baked beans company's plane was shot down over russia, right along side coke and pepsi's. (Mountain dew plane apparently later)
3. Zombies have magical powers that allow them teleport through doors and reach through walls to kill you.
4. The chernarus region of russia is actually a secret cloning facility where identical looking military guys in caps are cloned and set free with just a bandaid on the coast to run wild.
5. You can Inject yourself with morphine and eat pain killers, but injecting a bag of blood into your veins is IMPOSSIBLE.
6. apparently in chernarus there were only about 20 or so working cars before the apocalypse hit and even those werent completely working.
7. You used to be able to drink from the ocean til you realised that saltwater actually probably isnt that healthy for you.
8. A shot to the face is known as a "chernarus greeting". Also sometimes called a "welcome to dayz noobz" greeting.
evoxtom
9. Russian Doorways look to trap people inside of them.
10. Survivors can only visit the beaches and they must bring a flashlight
11. Russians can't fly aircraft for the life of them
ironpython
12. the enfield is the gun of life (err... undeath?) :D
13. dont throw out your empty cans anymore... they make good zombie bait
14. an outhouse is a good place to store clothing, and medical supplies (bandage? or bum chum?)
15. there are more rednecks with multiple guns stored in barns in russia than the US of A
16. the moon doesnt like russia
Cormac McCarthy
17. in a zombie apocalypse its the people you have to worry about.
*Regulator* Fosty99
18. Chernerus isn't a place in Russia.
NightRipper
19. Russian hatchets must be reloaded before use.
20. Switching guns can't be done while moving.
21. Liquid can only be consumed when inside a container.
Oliva
22. if you aggro a zombie and has only a lee enfield and a heavy wooden chair, you're sure fucked up.
Dead Ben
24. There is someone shooting in Cherno.
25. There is a strong energetic force underwater which strips you of all items except those on your tool belt and your pistol.
26. All survivors were members of various Olympic Biathalon teams from around the world.
Boneboys
27. Don't throw empty whiskey bottles in closed environments...
Morietti
28. There's never any friendly's in Cherno.
29. Supermarkets contain weapons but not food.
Maca
30. Dont have a "frag" in your inventory with "smoke"
Egoleech
31. In chernarus everybody is friendly...untill they spot you.
Morietti
32. There's never any "accidental" shots in Cherno
LVG
33. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.
34. Never try to flip an overturned ATV with a tractor...Ever
execpro22
35. The proper way to talk to someone in dayz is to first yell "friendly?" Then wiggle your body left and right and then finally holster your gun and salute a total stranger.
Tarel
36. You cant see any grass further away then 200 meters
37. This one made no sense so i omitted it
LVG
38. Ejecting out of cars while they're moving is never a good idea
Handsome Sorbo
39. In Soviet Russia, door opens you.
GeoffDeth
40.you can climb a ladder with a broken leg but can't stand on one leg.
nightpaws
41. If you lay in the doorway you can close the door on yourself and break your bones.
Morietti
42. If you hear someone "honk".. Leg it!
Naykon
43. Shouting "Allahu Akbar!" over voip at strangers will produce a lot of gunfire.
chucklemonkey
44. Jaime from the Mythbusters was visiting Chernarus and became a zombie
Atamawood
44. It doesn't rain on top of Russian castles.
45. Zombies don't like bridges
46. ATVs also don't like bridges therefore, they are not all terrain vehicles.
Boneboys
46.Don't help anyone who has a gun.
Maca
48. Make sure you change back to weapon after throwing flares
Fallout10mm
49: Assume someone will spawn behind you at any given moment when in good loot zone.
50: Every vehicle is a pinto, and will explode as soon as the check engine light is on.
51: Everyone hated their washing machine.
Opftafel007
52: i have no mercy for idiots, and chernarus is full of them.
53: Dont fuck with union members
54: no teamspeak = no chance of grouping up permanently.
Hetstaine
55. Finding Baked Beans makes you grin like a stupid school girl.
56. Marathon runners got nothing on Chernarus survivors
57. There are more guns in Chernarus than matches or toolkits.
58. The Chernarus population consisted of only middle aged men.
59. Backpack straps are water soluble
60. Russians only drink Jack Daniels. Vodka is a myth !
RB30E
61. dont put mustard on your cheese pizza it taste like ass.
BL1P
62 . apparently you can run all day in a gulli suit carrying an MG and a sniper rifle with ammo and food plus medical supplies and never get tired .
63 . every one in cheranus is an avionics technician
Maca
64.How now the community has started to "cooperate" in getting rid of troublesome or unwanted persons or things "Zs"
Bricked
65. My natural urge is to throw flares immediately after I light them.
Demongroover
66. Chernarus has no can openers
ironpython
67. chickens produce chicken steak <(o0)>?
68. zeds still walk on the side of the street
69. i REALLY need to excercise for the real zombie apocalypse
esaciar
70. If you feel the need to advertise your position to the zeds, be aware you will start humming the conga within 30 seconds.
Ross
71. In ex-soviet Russia there are no bloodtypes
72. Everyone knows how to complete a blood transfusion.
ironpython
73. zed's would make great boyfriends for female characters, always stiff not bashful enough to eat them and is only after them for their BRAINSSSSSSS
maca
74. Now that its been pointed out "Chernarus is not in Russia"
cda
75. zombies punch you in the chest yet still manage to break your leg
GRT Morgan
76. Scumbag's disconnect after being shot at.
Auzzii
77. There are no females in Chernarus
Panther
78. Zombies are after your fleshlight. See 77. if you want to know why
Suriell
79. Driving over bridges causes your vehicle to explode
Disgraced
80. Chernarus = Chernorussia.... ???
Auzzii
81. Banditos favorite meal is their victems beans
Benjamin
82 dayZ is the most realistic zombie simulator which is remarkable considering that zombies don't actually exist
BaldBaBoon
83: The animals in DayZ have no other aim in life than to be food for you, running or hiding is not in their DNA.
84: Rabbits in DayZ are made of titanium and are the exception to rule 83
Royz323
85. Chernarus is teeming with barbed-wire from open fields to firestations and barracks.
86. If a survivor of a zombie apocalypse decides he is too far from a destination he takes a randomly obtained cyanide pill as a way of giving up. (Why walk when you can spawn)
Eccentric
87. In a Zombie apocolypse, everyone forgets how to jump and can only do vaults
JessDOA
88. My cousin’s daughter defies DayZ laws of physics and crawls up the stairs all the time. Or maybe she is a Zed crawler in disguise. MMM...
89. The laws of physics are warped around the Lands of Chernos, gravity is very unstable. Causing massive death to all survivors. This phenomenon does not apply to animals and Zeds. It's the squirrel hive mind I tell you; I mean have you seen any squirrels. NO, because they are using their powers to make themselves invisible so you won’t shoot and eat them...
ixec
90. The floor is now lava
Lukio
90. You can step over barbed wire, but not over some stones.
Boneboys
91. Running up stairs in castles is not a good idea
Someeonee
92. Sprinting down a main road in daylight is louder than firing a weapon.
oh_fudge
93. all survivors can run for hundreds of kilometers without stopping
94. russian smoke grenades sometimes blow holes in houses
95. rotting human remains can sprint faster than living humans
96. when it rains in chernarus, you are more noticeable
97. in zombie apocalypse, survivors hide vehicles in forest, then disappear.
98. in zombie apocalypse, the main goal of most survivors is to kill other survivors
99. russian painkillers take effect instantly
100. 1950's soviet bicycles are quiet yet make as much noise as a car
52: i have no mercy for idiots, and chernarus is full of them.
53: Dont fuck with union members
54: no teamspeak = no chance of grouping up permanently.
Hetstaine
55. Finding Baked Beans makes you grin like a stupid school girl.
56. Marathon runners got nothing on Chernarus survivors
57. There are more guns in Chernarus than matches or toolkits.
58. The Chernarus population consisted of only middle aged men.
59. Backpack straps are water soluble
60. Russians only drink Jack Daniels. Vodka is a myth !
RB30E
61. dont put mustard on your cheese pizza it taste like ass.
BL1P
62 . apparently you can run all day in a gulli suit carrying an MG and a sniper rifle with ammo and food plus medical supplies and never get tired .
63 . every one in cheranus is an avionics technician
Maca
64.How now the community has started to "cooperate" in getting rid of troublesome or unwanted persons or things "Zs"
Bricked
65. My natural urge is to throw flares immediately after I light them.
Demongroover
66. Chernarus has no can openers
ironpython
67. chickens produce chicken steak <(o0)>?
68. zeds still walk on the side of the street
69. i REALLY need to excercise for the real zombie apocalypse
esaciar
70. If you feel the need to advertise your position to the zeds, be aware you will start humming the conga within 30 seconds.
Ross
71. In ex-soviet Russia there are no bloodtypes
72. Everyone knows how to complete a blood transfusion.
ironpython
73. zed's would make great boyfriends for female characters, always stiff not bashful enough to eat them and is only after them for their BRAINSSSSSSS
maca
74. Now that its been pointed out "Chernarus is not in Russia"
cda
75. zombies punch you in the chest yet still manage to break your leg
GRT Morgan
76. Scumbag's disconnect after being shot at.
Auzzii
77. There are no females in Chernarus
Panther
78. Zombies are after your fleshlight. See 77. if you want to know why
Suriell
79. Driving over bridges causes your vehicle to explode
Disgraced
80. Chernarus = Chernorussia.... ???
Auzzii
81. Banditos favorite meal is their victems beans
Benjamin
82 dayZ is the most realistic zombie simulator which is remarkable considering that zombies don't actually exist
BaldBaBoon
83: The animals in DayZ have no other aim in life than to be food for you, running or hiding is not in their DNA.
84: Rabbits in DayZ are made of titanium and are the exception to rule 83
Royz323
85. Chernarus is teeming with barbed-wire from open fields to firestations and barracks.
86. If a survivor of a zombie apocalypse decides he is too far from a destination he takes a randomly obtained cyanide pill as a way of giving up. (Why walk when you can spawn)
Eccentric
87. In a Zombie apocolypse, everyone forgets how to jump and can only do vaults
JessDOA
88. My cousin’s daughter defies DayZ laws of physics and crawls up the stairs all the time. Or maybe she is a Zed crawler in disguise. MMM...
89. The laws of physics are warped around the Lands of Chernos, gravity is very unstable. Causing massive death to all survivors. This phenomenon does not apply to animals and Zeds. It's the squirrel hive mind I tell you; I mean have you seen any squirrels. NO, because they are using their powers to make themselves invisible so you won’t shoot and eat them...
ixec
90. The floor is now lava
Lukio
90. You can step over barbed wire, but not over some stones.
Boneboys
91. Running up stairs in castles is not a good idea
Someeonee
92. Sprinting down a main road in daylight is louder than firing a weapon.
oh_fudge
93. all survivors can run for hundreds of kilometers without stopping
94. russian smoke grenades sometimes blow holes in houses
95. rotting human remains can sprint faster than living humans
96. when it rains in chernarus, you are more noticeable
97. in zombie apocalypse, survivors hide vehicles in forest, then disappear.
98. in zombie apocalypse, the main goal of most survivors is to kill other survivors
99. russian painkillers take effect instantly
100. 1950's soviet bicycles are quiet yet make as much noise as a car
Veranish
101. An alpha is a trigger-word for gamers that elicits a "FIXITFIXITFIXIT" response
oh_fudge
102. ghillie suits are actually wookie teleportation suits
sALADIN1
103: In Chernarus, supermarket managers never caught on to the western trend of stocking raw meat.
BurtRaven
104. The most dangerous thing in a zombie apocalypse is missing a stair.
Tapp
105. People in Chernarus tend to hide multiple weapons in their barns, but no food.
funky_mish
106. A helicopter main rotor assembly fits nicely into a backpack, or even your pocket.
HoM3R
107. There are no zombies, only drunk people looking for a full bottle of Jack Daniels
GRT Morgan
108. Your only friend is your shadow yet it leaves you from time to time.
AndyP
109. Goats never ever close their mouths.
110. You can still vault with a broken leg yet not walk.
111. Rabbits go nuts when running on concrete.
112. Bandaging a random who has a hatchet leads to you getting hacked up.
113. You can steal from peoples backpacks when they are helping bandage you. >=)
114. Bandits never talk in global. Unless it's to find you.
115. Zombies sprint at you after you kill them in a house.
116. Somebody taught the zombies to run so they dodge bullets instead of running in a straight line at you.
117. Zed are only a threat if there are no houses nearby.
118. Russians only had about 15 different types of buildings.
119. You can roll uphill with ease.
Dekker001
120: Passing another survivor in a hallway can result in 2 broken legs or death.
Benjamin
121 you can 'stab' people in the back by throwing a can at zombies and run away without them ever suspecting a thing
BL1P
122 : rolling out a battle eye global ban reduces the russian players by 50% :)
Sethliopod
123: Throwing an tin can (empty only!) requires crouching or standing and about five seconds of careful stretching. A grenade, however, can be primed & dropped, while prone, instantly.
124: I can take my gear & bring it to another world, no problem.
125: The sound of bullets flying & ricocheting from one's hatchet, can give one the impression they are being fired upon!
Rusty01
126. If you see a couple of kits and mid range weapons piled up in the middle of a field, it's too good to be true.
127. If a bleeding and unarmed player runs into the same barn as you, don't stick around for the zombie train to catch up
xX_fr0st-w0lf_Xx
128. Your legs are made of glass, If you sneeze you will break your legs
129. Morphine will easily fix my broken bones
130. You can starve to death next to a patch of fresh pumpkins
131. You can die of thirst next a fresh water lake because cupping you hands and drinking does not exist in russia
Yorkie065
132: Firing 10 rounds with an M107 standing dead centre at the top of the air traffic control tower in the north west airfield, pointing a directional baring of 170 degrees, SSE, with an elevation of 55 degrees up will kill the son of a bitch shooting in Cherno
132: Pitching a tent on a rock will make your tent invisible...TO EVERYONE!!!!
Red_Sky
133: AXE MURDERERS ARE EVERYWHERE !!
134: You now like Huey Lewis and The News
GeeksterDayZ
135: Cherarus has some kind of time-warping abliity upon the real world, whole evenings dissapear without a trace....
136: Equipping a crowbar while holding a hatchet makes the crowbar become a hatchet, and another hatchet spawn in your toolbelt...
SKuDD3r
137: If you are sniping from the roof of the hospital in electro, it is only a matter of time before you prone lunge off the roof. Turns out survivors cannot fly
GeeksterDayZ
138 - there are FAR more scary things in Chernarus than Zeds. Green Mountain, anyone?
Rusty01
139. Just when you think you are safe, zombies also have the ability to materialize in front of you inside small sheds...
140. When matches can't be found, rubbing two sticks together is not an option.
141. You can use your scrap metal to 'repair' the house you are in while attempting to pick up windshields
AndyP
142.Matches are only needed for making fireplaces, not for lighting them
a-layrex
143: Don't expect to be able to play on update day
itchy
144: Keep your head down.
145. Say fuck all to anyone.
146, Dont be afraid to use an infected to your sexual advantage.
147. Dont play the game drunk, you will die
Rusty01
148. Crawling through a doorway is like crawling into a bear trap
execpro22
149. One word .....thunderdome!
jubeiDOK
150: We'd all be fucked if faced with a real catastrophic event.
151: Yes, there are no resident females in Chernarus, but there's a whole lotta pussy.
